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If you've come here expecting to read all about a nice little book by one Mr. Thomas Paine about why it is common sense for the American colonies to break away from England, then my dearies, you are in the wrong place.

While what we are here for may be considered a revolution, it certainly isn't. What we are about is getting back to the days when someone couldn't sue McDonald's (and win!) for having hot coffee when they spill it on themselves because they had it between their legs while driving. What we are here for is some good, sound reason, a little discretion, a dash of responsibility, and most importantly GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED COMMON SENSE! We're here to say that we've had enough of you morons making the world a stupider place!

I think that most of us would agree that the aforementioned McDonald's lawsuit was not only a severe lack of common sense on the part of the lady who sued them, but also on the part of the judge who found in favor of her.

In short, if you've had enough of people saying stupid things and acting contrary to good solid logic, if you mourn The Death of Common Sense...WELCOME!
and please put your name on the list at the link below.


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Defenders of Common Sense

Laying the smack-down on people stuck in the Ignorance Hole *got that name from [Delladreing]* for over 2 days!

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Rantings and Ravings

And you wonder why...

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Product Warning Labels

Contained herein you will find a list of the most idiotic things we've ever seen written on warning lables.

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Wikis of Sense

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Here are some wikis that are both informative and backed up by people with a firm grasp on reason, logic, and most of all... good, solid COMMON SENSE!
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Fun with Logic


This is a nice little place to post brainteasers, logic puzzles, and all sorts of other fun things you can do with logic. Please add to it!



Questions? Comments? Random inanities? Send 'em over my way!
-[Falx]
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[Kyrinn]: I think I can send some ppl your way... *does first comment dance*

[Falx]: Woot! Thank you very much [Kyrinn]!

[Fuu]: I think I may be doing the same [Falx] too many people on here give me headaches with thier idiotic antics and things they say.

[Kyrinn]: Ive had to beat a few ppl with the the staff of morons, and still they claim to be innocent. ignorant ppl need a tattoo on their forehead so we know to avoid them...

[Falx]: I agree. Or a bumper sticker or something

[Falx]: Speaking of stickers and tatoos... We have a banner now, so please post it up in your house!

[Spanakopida]: deal with it Maybe put this one under the wikis with sense?

[Falx]: Thanks guys. I've asked them for their permission.

[nokaredes]: yep. I saw.

[Panda-monium]: Hey all.

[Falx]: Hi

[Panda-monium]: Nice idea for a wiki, I like it. ^_^ It's funny because my girlfriend were just ranting about that MacDonalds thing a few nights ago :P:P

[Falx]: Did you see that a woman in CHina wants to sue them for the same thing? It's ridiculous.

[Panda-monium]: It is, it drives me nuts. Canada hasnt gotten quite that bad yet, but it always drives me mental when I see the words "Caution. Hot." On the side of my Tim Hortons Hot Chocolate cup. I was like, well it had damned well better be!

[Falx]: The best one I've seen like that was the "Caution. Hot" on the side of the cup that held ice-cold Pepsi!

[Falx]: Oh and feel free to take the banner. *points to the top of the page*

[Panda-monium]: LMAO! *rofl* Oh man, I have seen that, the implications where lost on me though, cuz its on a Miccy-dee cup, and those always say that.

[Falx]: Yeah. Well on that happy note, I think I am going to go to bed. If you think anyone else would be interested in joining, feel free to send them here.

[Panda-monium]: lol, I will!

[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Wow! Someone actually made a Wiki about common sense here at ET. I'm impressed.  ... ... ... Can I join?

[Falx]: Most certainly Jino. Add your name to the Defenders of Common Sense Section

[HiddenFire]: Nice, I've seen worse. Power drills that say "Warning, not to be stuck up nose" and microwaves now have the warning label saying "warning, do not microwave live animals" Quite honestly, people who are stupid enough to microwave their dogs, stick power drills up their nose, don't know that hot coffee is hot, etc... the court should order manditory sterilization. Those morons don't need to be ALLOWED to reproduce. Their testies/overies need to be removed, not just the tubes tied, that can fail, remove the damn organs. We don't want these morons pissing in our gene pool! >.<

[Falx]: Damn Straight! It's like the curling iron I have that says it is "not to be stuck in any orafice" Or my hair dryer that says "do not use while sleeping" I mean, come on, the only time I get to dry my hair is when I'm asleep!

[Kyrinn]: How about the toilet brush with the warning "Do not use for personal hygiene (I know i misspelled that)"... Ok, why would someone use a TOILET BRUSH for that?? O.@

[Falx]: *points above* psst... add your name to the Defenders of Common Sense list and take a banner....

[Avoral]: Perhaps I shall.

[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: I shall. BTW, I've acually SEEN a rockstar put a drill in his nose and use it. The sound in the microphone was nasty. BUT the idiot survived! And the crowd loved it! It was just... well... too insane even for ME.

[HiddenFire]: That's just stupid. that rockstar, I don't care who he is, diserves manditory sterilization.

[Falx]: You just have to wonder what the hell is wrong with people sometimes. Ok, this is a new tangent, but, if anyone is interested in making banners or badges or anything for this wiki, let me know and I'll post them up.

[HiddenFire]: [Falx], you may be interested in reading this little wiki of mine: HiddenFire Grievances... chuck full of my complaints... many of them dealing with people lakcing common sense.

[Panda-monium]: You know those packets you get in stereo equipment? It says "Do not eat" Who would think there is something to eat inside their STEREO EQUIPMENT?

[Falx]: Oh, yeah, the silicone packets that keep everything dry. I'd almost forgotten about those.

[Panda-monium]: Yeah. Also comes with clothes. *shakes head* Or on a fan belt in your car, it says do not install when car is ON.

[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: HAHAHAHA!!!!  Anyway... If I find the time- I might do a banner or two. Just gotta find my imagecreating programme. My computer died a few weeks ago and I'm still reconstructing C:. good thing most important things were on D:

[Panda-monium]: yeah, good indeed. Lemme see if I can think of some more stupidities like that....

[Falx]: Hey, if you have them, stick them up in Warning Lables!

[Falx]: Hidden, may I put up your Grievances in the Rantings and Ravings section and Offended in wikis of sense?

[HiddenFire]: Of course! ^_^

[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: BTW, what's the sence of putting a "Don't drink" lable on deodorants perfumes? I mean... It already has a tag saying it's flammable and poisonous...

[HiddenFire]: I think it's also funy that a great deal of carbonated drinks say things like "warning: contents under pressure, do not open near face or eyes." Duh!

[Panda-monium]: lmao. I have to say, I saw on a snickers bar rapper it said "May Contain Traces of peanuts" Traces? there better be a whole lot more than traces!

[HiddenFire]: peanuts are the number one food allergy on the planet. If a product comes in contact with the least amount of peanut material, it must clearly state as much on the package. That's understandable.

[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!   On a "Snickers" bar?  TRACES!!?!?!?!?!  ::!!!ROFL!!!::

[Panda-monium]: Yeah, on something that DOESNT have peanuts in the Chocolate bar, I just think its stupid to put it on something like snickers or Oh Henry, it makes me feel stupid. Anyways, just saying I thought that was a tad >.>

[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ::looks at clock:: Woah. It's 12:42 AM. Every last one of you Common Sense Followers out here tonight... Good night!

[Falx]: Good night [Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]! Pleasant dreams!

[Panda-monium]: lol, ye ter.

[Avoral]: Damn. You hit the nail right on the head, [Falx].

[Delladreing]: jebus, i log off for a few hours and the wiki is huge ^_^

[Sunrose]: are you sure you are a stalker? ;)

[Delladreing]: lol now thats a freaky coincidence :p

[Sunrose]: heheheh! :PP

[Delladreing]: XD i dont know whos stalking how but its funny lol

[Sunrose]: Well I was here first actually and already watching this place..and then you had to come here stalking me. you do know I am everywhere don't you? ;)

[Delladreing]: lol as far as im aware it was the link on my mood that inspired this place, so technically you re stalking me through some weird lawas of chance and randomness ;)

[Sunrose]: Well..[Falx] stalked me at the Elftown Academy..blame her!

[Delladreing]: ..uhm ok then :D its all your fault [Falx] XP hehe

[Sunrose]: lol! ^__^

[Delladreing]: oOo apparently my wiki contains common sense ^_^ ill need to put that up on the main page of it then, along with the homocidal tendancies one <.<

[Sunrose]: @.@

[Delladreing]: hehe

[Avoral]: *Stalking Fiona too!*

[Delladreing]: well we knew that already didnt wee Avy lol *glomps*

[Delladreing]: well we knew that already didnt wee Avy lol *glomps* what with all the randomly turing op on wikis..that was actually quite freaky lol

[Sunrose]: ehum...

[Avoral]: Yeah, I know. *Points* SUNROSE WAS CHECKING ME OUT ON EP YESTERDAY! I could feel her lustful gaze transfixed right on my shoulders! Why my shoulders, I'll never know, but that's where it was.

[Delladreing]: and now its happenng with Sunrose too *glomps Sunrose too* hehe yayness i have stalkers that i actually like and/or are not afraid of for a chage XD

[Delladreing]: :O maybe she has a shoulder fettish :p

[Avoral]: Yay! ^_^ Sunrose is a happy stalker!

[Avoral]: Ooh, kinky.

[Delladreing]: like foot fettishes only not lol

[Avoral]: Only on the opposite end of the body. ^_^

[Delladreing]: yah :D, wots the deal with foot fettishes anhyoo? lol shoulders i can understand cuz i got a thing about backs and necks...but feet? *gone off on a random world o her own*

[Avoral]: I guess you'd have to ask Hidden about that one. Yeah, I can understand the shoulder, too. More for just using it for the other's pleasure, though, not being like, "OMG your SHOULDERS are making me all hot and bothered!" *Blinks*

[Sunrose]: I can't help it [Avoral]..I just fancy you! I shall satisfy my addiction right away! ^^

[Delladreing]: hmm i might just ask him, its bothering me now. hehe you sure about that Avy? its the other persons shoulders and neck and the response you get that i like :p although i do have a thing about my own shoulders and neck...but that would be teling ;)

[Avoral]: Ooh! ^_^ As long as my Leeann gets to play too!

[Avoral]: Yeah, that's what I meant. The response is the best of it. But hey, do tell. ^__________^

[Sunrose]: You mean with us? :O

[Delladreing]: this is getting interesting. lol and id really rather not tell, if people knew theyd use it agaisnt me lol its a bit of a weakness actually

[Avoral]: Well, I AM engaged! I can't have a naughty encounter without my wife-to-be!

[Avoral]: Aww! Well, otay then. *Squishes the Fiona*

[Delladreing]: uho dont "squish" the fiona, shes only ickle :P only so much squishing she can take :p hehe

[Delladreing]: wait a tic O_O would your beloved wife-to-be join in? lol *just caught that*

[Avoral]: Oh, 'tay! ^_^ *Does not squish*

[Delladreing]: thank you XD

[Avoral]: *Looks innocent* Are you insinuating I'd be marrying a bisexual woman who's up for satisfying my every little whim? I'm too innocent for that!

[Delladreing]: .....*stares at the Avy* o.o you are the one that said it not me

[Sunrose]: well does she have a house here?

[Delladreing]: i think she does *looks*

[Delladreing]: i think its [dragonflye] although i might have spelt it wrong

[Sunrose]: Hmm there's only one blurry picture of her :( [Avoral] show your girl off to us!

[Delladreing]: lol

[HiddenFire]: Ah, the foot fetish. It's caused by the proximity of two portions of the brain. The portion that is associated with the genitals is right next to the portion that deals with the feet. Therefore somone need only one or two "crossed wires" to associate feet with sexuality. Shoulders however, are no where near the portion of the brain dealing with the genitals. However, I think it might have something to do with simply being attracted to the lines. I've seen people with very sexy shoulders... interesting lines. For guys, I'de say that shoulders where a prelude to breasts... It's like partial nudity. I don't know what women see in us men, can't help ya there. :/

[Avoral]: Well, [Sunrose], I do have a few good pics, and when I get home from school (that's where I disappeared to all of a sudden), I'll convince her to let me. ^_____________^

[Avoral]: I will agree with the partial nudity part of shoulders. I know my mind clicks directly to the breasts when shoulders are exposed and there's no sign of clothing beneath. However, I doubt the relevance of the foot fetish thing, the whole proximity of the genital-stuff to the foot-stuff. I'd have to see some studies on that.

[HiddenFire]: That's the theory. If you see diagrams of the regions of the brain devoted to specific body parts the genitals are clearly right next to the feet. In any case, it's generally accepted as naturally occuring. Foot fetishes are not generally started by something in the persons life, nor can they be cured. They're just sexually attracted to feet. Not much you can do about it... cept hook up with a person who enjoys foot rubs! ^_^

[Delladreing]: hehe the only way i can explain the shoulder thing is that theres a bit between the neck and the shoulder that curves a certain way...*coughs* anyway...

[Avoral]: Hehehehehe... Well, that makes a bit more sense. I'd consider a foot fetish to be just like any other fetish.

[Avoral]: Isn't it fascinating how a human being can be enthralled by one little curve? And no, I'm not making fun of you, Fiona. I'm speaking a truth that applies to all of us with at least half an aesthetic sense.

[Delladreing]: i know, it baffles me too lol

[Avoral]: Hehehe

[Avoral]: Well, time to go do the "good fiance" thing and meet Leeann just outside her classroom. Be back whenever! ^_^

[HiddenFire]: The human body is truely a work of art. And all it takes is a curve, a line, a little shape, and we're facinated. ^_^

[Delladreing]: very very true

[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Here's a common sence wiki for all you common sence lovers: Religious nuts. Don't take note of the title. Go there and READ it.

[Falx]: Sorry for the delay. Did you miss me? Anyway, this is in response to Dela and Sunrose's convo from earlier. The two things that really got the idea for this wiki were (1) the conversation over at god haters united and Dela's Death of Common Sense. So, I guess the long and short of it is that this whole wiki is all [Delladreing]'s fault! ^_^

[Sunrose]: LOL! *glomps [Avoral]* and what did your uhm girl say? :D

[Sunrose]: ps. doesn't mean that she stalked here first though :P

[Sunrose]: Damn she was! '14:18:34 [Delladreing]: jebus, i log off for a few hours and the wiki is huge ^_^ '

[Panda-monium]: >.>

[Falx]: 'Tis be true

[Panda-monium]: uh, right. I am so lost, lol. So how is everyone?

[Sunrose]: oh oh but waaait a minute! I was here still first! Becaause I remember reading that, because I was watching the wiki. I just didn't say anything! HA!

[Falx]: I'm doing all right, I suppose.

[Sunrose]: You can see it because right after that comment comes my comment...because I saw it was her MWAHAHAH! I am the best stalker! :D

[Falx]: So, if you like your stalkers, can you just call them friends, or should it be stalker-friends, or maybe fralkers or stends...

[Sunrose]: Hmmm....but no one likes stalkers >.<

[Falx]: *shrug* Just asking.

[Sunrose]: Do you like your stalker? If you have one that is..

[Panda-monium]: lol, whats up Alarany?

[Falx]: I don't have one... that I know of, anyway. I was asking because Dela had commented that she finally had stalkers she liked.

[Falx]: What's up? Umm... the sky, some clouds, my ceiling... ;P I just got a new car *GLEE!*

[Panda-monium]: lol. awesome.

[Falx]: Hey, I'll be back in a while. I'm doing a tarot reading for someone.

[Panda-monium]: oh awesome, you do those?

[Falx]: Yeah, in fact *WARNING: shameless self-promotion ahead* I have a wiki just for it. Tarot Readings I know at least one other Common Senser who's also a member

[Falx]: What do you think guys? Should I keep the little red jewelies or get rid of them?

[Panda-monium]: get rid of 'em in my opinion...

[Falx]: ok. I think they look like the rupees from Legend of Zelda

[Panda-monium]: o_O I dunno....They just dont seem to fit the wiki is all. That was my opinion anyway.

[Delladreing]: lol they like you if they dont know you are a stalker...*shifty eyes*

[Sunrose]: <.< I'm not a stalker, I swear! Like me please! :D

[Delladreing]: awww *huggels sunrose* we know you are a staker sweety, but dont worry, we still luwve yu :p

[Sunrose]: aaahw! yay! *^___^*

[Delladreing]: :D my mouth hurtses, stupid wisdom teef :B

[Sunrose]: :S

[Sunrose]: I am having one of mine pulled next thursday -_-

[Delladreing]: and they are making my front teef squint, *not a happy bunny today* meeeh my give up *crawls into a hole and dies quietly*

[Delladreing]: im having my "vampire" teeth removed ...on monday...i will miss them lol, but they are fucking with my other teeth

[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: ...? Erm... Um... This fails to make sense.

[Delladreing]: lol im having a random day, bear with me

[Sunrose]: I had pretty sharp teeth, but they made them less sharp..

[Delladreing]: mine are behind some other teeth and are sharp, if i smile to broadly or if my heads tilted back you can see them and people start to back off lol. im alos aneamnic and my constant phrase last year was "i need new blood!" lol and that scared people ^_-

[Sunrose]: hehehe! when I had braces..some of my teeth moved on top of each other, where I couldn't put my front teeth together anymore hihi

[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!My own teeth are quite sharp. Especially the fangs and ALL behind them. Usually when I laugh (and I spend years of my childhood adapting the dark evil laughter) people tend to look at me strangely.

[Delladreing]: lol i had a brace, it got taken out and i had a retainer put in, yea my teeth are still going squint again. had the bloody thing for 2 years -_- just so my wisdom teeth could come in and make my sile crooked again.

[Sunrose]: aaahw *hugs*

[Delladreing]: *hugs* hehe im just in a moaing mood today...being stalked on ep cheered me up for a bit :p but now im just got nofin to do lol

[nokaredes]: you were stalked on EP? gee, there seem to be a lot of stalkers on the Internet...

[Jino "ChaoS" Silver_flamE]: Yep. I'm going now (like anyone cares) Toodles!

[nokaredes]: bye-bye!

[Delladreing]: toodle pip! lol and yea...but then again im a "stalker" too on there...even got the badge to prove it

[nokaredes]: :P I want a stalker badge...

[Delladreing]: hehe

[Sunrose]: there's a stalker badge here too! :D

[Delladreing]: is there?

[Sunrose]: [nokaredes] was even there as well! OMG! @.@

[Delladreing]: we subconciously stalk eachother i think lol

[nokaredes]: I don't want the one over here...I want the one on EP! ;)

[Sunrose]: LOL! :PP

[Delladreing]: hehe

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